Arabian Little Red Riding Hood with a red hijab
A Japanese Snow White with her coveted pale skin and shiny black hair
Mexican Cinderella with colorful Mexican glass blown slippers
Greek Beauty and the Beast where Beast is a minotaur
Culture-bent fairy tales that keep key canonical characteristics
GIVE ME THESE I M M E D I A T E L Y
Yes to all. Omg.
you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.
Things I do not care about:
Things I absolutely care about:
You must be swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon. With all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
*hears first .003 seconds of this song* *kicks down door* LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
HOW CAN ANY BLOG HAVE THE SELF RESTRAINT NOT TO HAVE THIS
what really bothers me is that channing tatum may look like a thumb, but he’s a really cool dude. like, he’s openly bi and clearly is obsessed with his family and apparently loves fairies and there was that time he helped stan lee off stage bc he’s a gentleman and his favorite disney character is the sentient broom from fantasia and he’s been outspoken about gender equality and stuff and also his wife is hot as hell
but his fanbase is essentially like 40-60 year old women who are like ‘OOOOOOOH ABS MUSCLES DANCE LIL BITCH’ and it’s created this v specific image of channing tatum in the media when in reality his image should be giant fucken nerd in love w his amazing wife
hello i’d just like to publicly apologise for calling channing tatum a thumb at the beginning of this post it’s been bugging me for days and he doesnt deserve that he’s just out there trying to live his best life
ESFJ: Prince William, Ed Sheeran, Hugh Jackman
ESFP: Leonardo DiCaprio, Ringo Starr, Michelangelo
ESTP: Thomas Edison, Malcolm X, Arthur Conan Doyle
ESTJ: Emma Watson, Michelle Obama, Henry Ford
ENFJ: Helena Bonham Carter, Nelson Mandela, Oprah Winfrey
ENFP: Walt Disney, Anne Frank, Robin Williams
ENTP: Leonardo Da Vinci, Neil Patrick Harris, Babe Ruth
ENTJ: Alexander Hamilton, Napoleon Bonaparte, Harrison Ford
ISFJ: Mother Teresa, Kanye West, Anne Hathaway
ISFP: Princess Diana, Audrey Hepburn, Nero
ISTJ: Thomas Hobbes, Morgan Freeman, Natalie Portman
ISTP: Dalai Lama XIV, Bruce Lee, Scarlett Johansson
INFJ: Agatha Christie, Benedict Cumberbatch, Carrie Fisher
INFP: Edgar Allen Poe, Lana Del Rey, Vincent Van Gogh
INTJ: Nikola Tesla, Martin Luther, Ludwig van Beethoven
INTP: Rene Descartes, Charles Darwin, John Locke
Hey signal boost this! Disney’s searching for Middle Eastern actors for Aladdin! Help out your local struggling Middle Eastern actors!!
also is anyone else amazed that a song with the line “don’t want to meet your momma, just want to make you cumma” was played on radio disney twelve times a day for like three years straight??? can you believe it won a kids’ choice award?? God Bless OutKast
He literally says in the song “Y’all don’t want to want to hear me, you just want to dance”. The whole song is about Andre’s doubts towards romance in the face of an unhappy relationship and Andre 3000 recognizes that no one will pay attention to the lyrics simply because it has a fun sound and a catchy chorus.
This is why Hey Ya is unironically the best song of the 00s.
there is a light at the end of whatever darkness you are facing and it is warm and embracing and as nurturing as the sun
